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Calculate900

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In brief[edit]

Calculate900 started out as a claymation artist, but moved on to YouTube Poops when he realized no one liked his claymations. He has made some well received videos, including Sonic and the Commercial Outtakes and Link + Dinner = Disaster.

He closed his account, made a new one, and reopened the old account. His notable poops remain on the old account.

History[edit]

giJ58hQ0nU8|250}} Calculate900's first Youtube Poop.

After being subscribed to Megaman765 for many months, Calculate900 watched his Philips CD-I Spoof, his only try at a remix because he saw others. Calc enjoyed this video, but he didn't discover YouTube Poop until he saw Onewingdangl's CD-I Bloopers. From there, he saw Your Face Will DIE!, Swords for Dinner, and many other poops.

He closed his account shortly before reaching 900 subscribers, but made a new account, CalculateInBinary001, to continue with his pooping career after a short hiatus. Soon after, however, he reopened his Calculate900 account, reuploading old poops for others to enjoy. He rarely makes any new material anymore, but he does put forth a video every so often.

First poop seen[edit]

Philips CD-I Spoof

First poop made[edit]

Get Offa My Princess

Style[edit]

Partial to video distortion, sudden ear rape, and some sentence mixing once in a while.

Preferred Sources[edit]

  • Originally CD-i
  • Currently, sources vary. Calc rarely uses the same source in many poops.

Preferred Methods[edit]

  • Stutter Loop [Plus]
  • Vanilla Loop
  • Ear Rape
  • Reversing

Dislikes[edit]

Liberalism.

Reception[edit]

"Makes great YTPs, one of my friends on Youtube, creator of the famed "Link + Dinner = Disaster" series. Hes one of the most well known YTP makers on Youtube, his popularity is almost equal to that of conradslater and The Electric Cheese. Im pretty sure hes one of JezMM's friends too." - Randomizer742

"Awesome pooper, hes one of my many YTP idols, and hes a heck of a lot more famous then me! -crabzman

"Calculate900 isn't great for making excellent Poops- he's great because he is a good friend. A true example of an artistic pooper." - NintendoBrad

Criticism[edit]

Although his guide was successful, he has obtained much criticism for not going into detail on how to work Windows Movie Maker. At one point, he was criticized for using anime in his poops. He ignored them, though he hasn't used anime since.

Achievements[edit]

  • No doubt best known for his How to Make a Youtube Poop guide which, due to the increasing number of AIDS cases, was removed.

Associates[edit]

If you see this user wandering YouTube, it's Calculate900 in disguise.

In Real Life[edit]

Online[edit]

Influences and Favorites[edit]

Fans[edit]

List of Poops[edit]

  • Get Offa My Princess!
  • When You Pinch Wendy's ****'s...
  • Link + Dinner = Disaster (2 Parts)
  • All Your 'Ghetti Are Belong To Us
  • Sonic and the Commercial Outtakes
  • EY HOAP SHI MAYD LOTSUH SPUH-GE-TEE!
  • MARIO LAUGHS WHILE I PLAY HEARTBREAKING MUSIC.
  • Entry in "Poopers Unite!"
  • Entry in "Uctions 404'd Contest
  • Tennis- Ed Likes Circles
  • Tennis- Chadwardenn Likes PENISH!
  • Tribute to GamingGod001
  • For MilkR0und
  • BIOSHOCK FOR PS3!!!!!
  • Chocolate In Disguise: An MP3 Poop
  • Tennis- The Offspring Be Ballin'
  • Tennis- Panic! at the Disco Be Ballin'
  • Tennis- Daffy Duck Be Ballin'
  • Blaze X Rouge- Clumsy
  • THE SCIAVISBO UNIT
  • YOU NIAR
  • RAAЯ MAΩAM
  • HEY SOULJA BOY I'M DOING SOMETHING WITH MY LIFE
  • TRIBUTE TO NTRANCED1701
  • Another Finished Youtube poop...
  • PSA FROM YOUR FRIENDS IN UZBEKISTAN
  • OH HI
  • Smear'ward
  • Fresh Prince of Yoshi's Island
  • Velete this dideo, it is wolen from GalrusStuy. GalrusStuy uploaded it a WAY defore you bid.
  • Entry in "THE FORWARD REVERSE COLLAB"
  • Not Hotel Mario

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