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Dr. Wily

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Dr. Albert W. Wily is a character who appeared both Captain N: The Game Master and Mega Man. Dr. Wily oftens wears a clean lab coat who forgets to put his wallet in and hates both Captain N and Megaman. He also created Gutsman's Ass Da-Naaa as well as 64 robot masters. He has recently begun a new plan to PULL THE MOON... OUT OF ITS ORBIT.

Famous Lines

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I need to program his HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH brain.
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Dr. Wily confirmed for Marvel vs Capcom 3.
  • "I Hate Megaman, he ruins everything Megaman."
  • "Poop."
  • "You overgrown circuit."
  • "As we all know, Christmas is BULLSHIT!"
  • "I WILL CREATE CHAOS!! DESTROY EVERYTHING!!
  • "On to the next step!"
  • "Now go! Destroy him! That's an order!"
  • "Oh NO, Protoman! Only if you were a fairy, you could, fly up to the sky, and see God! Then he'd give you the chaos emerald if you were nice!"
  • "RRATS!"
  • "Here's a smoke bomb!"
  • "It can pull da MOOOOOOOOOON out of its orbit!"
  • "My scheme for world domination has faild!"

Trivia

  • He had a panic attack and goes "HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH" in one poop but usually has a breathing problem anyways.
  • Laughs all the time.
  • Didn't put enough cum into Protoman.
  • Used by The Electric Cheese, seconteen13, Furnessly and that's it.
  • He hates Megaman.
  • Builds time machines that are only to be stolen by thieving bastards.
  • He once tried to rape Gay Luigi but failed.
  • He owns a PS3 and changed its name to the Guidance System.
  • Is really good at playing OutRun Europa as evidenced in a video.
  • He likes to raise his eyebrows inappropriately.
  • He's recently taken up making robot porno, the most infamous of which being entitled "Bicycle Rape".
    • They're all quite terrible.