Dr. Albert W. Wily is a character who appeared both Captain N: The Game Master and Mega Man. Dr. Wily oftens wears a clean lab coat who forgets to put his wallet in and hates both Captain N and Megaman. He also created Gutsman's Ass Da-Naaa as well as 64 robot masters. He has recently begun a new plan to PULL THE MOON... OUT OF ITS ORBIT.
- "I Hate Megaman, he ruins
- "You overgrown circuit."
- "As we all know, Christmas is BULLSHIT!"
- "I WILL CREATE CHAOS!! DESTROY EVERYTHING!!
- "On to the next step!"
- "Now go! Destroy him! That's an order!"
- "Oh NO, Protoman! Only if you were a fairy, you could, fly up to the sky, and see God! Then he'd give you the chaos emerald if you were nice!"
- "Here's a smoke bomb!"
- "It can pull da MOOOOOOOOOON out of its orbit!"
- "My scheme for world domination has faild!"
- He had a panic attack and goes "HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH" in one poop but usually has a breathing problem anyways.
- Laughs all the time.
- Didn't put enough cum into Protoman.
- Used by The Electric Cheese, seconteen13, Furnessly and that's it.
- He hates Megaman.
- Builds time machines that are only to be stolen by thieving bastards.
- He once tried to rape Gay Luigi but failed.
- He owns a PS3 and changed its name to the Guidance System.
- Is really good at playing OutRun Europa as evidenced in a video.
- He likes to raise his eyebrows inappropriately.
- He's recently taken up making robot porno, the most infamous of which being entitled "Bicycle Rape".
- They're all quite terrible.