Fat Mario

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Name: Mario
Appears In: Hotel Mario
Sex: Male
Age: 46
Occupation(s): Plumber, Fatass
Played By: Marc Graue

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Fat Mario, affected by radiation poisoning following an accident on-set.
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Hotel Mario isn't the only place Fat Mario is known to appear.

The form of Mario seen in Hotel Mario, along with Gay Luigi.

Trivia

  • Favorite song is called "Toast" by Heywood Banks. Typical...
  • Fat Mario seems to have the ability to stare just like Malleo.
  • Weighs approximately 1295.31 X 10^9999999999999999 tons. If you tried to put that problem in an advanced calculator, such as a TI-84 Plus, it'll say that it is an overflow of a problem. So basically, his weight is so massive that it makes even the most advanced calcular explode in an error.
  • Fat Mario isn't as fat sometimes, because they got regular Mario in a few scenes of the game as a stunt-double. This is because the director thought that Fat Mario was regular Mario, and vice versa.
  • Portrayed by "Mr. X" in Hotel Mario: The Movie
  • Has an admitted and apparent toaster fetish.
  • Eats tubs of Horse fat, Cow fat, Pig fat.
  • Had five heart attacks in one minute.
  • Has the ability to absorb fat from other people. He considers himself the king of fat and often does this as a "fat tax".
  • Is so fat that if you fell on him, it would feel like a pillow, only difference is that you could suffocate in Fat Mario.
  • If you sink too far into Fat Mario's fat, the caving-in fat will seal behind you, and you will be absorbed (and converted into more fat).
  • Inadvertedly stopped Facepalm Luigi.
  • Despite his weight, he can climb vines and stand on clouds.
  • Eventually gets eaten by Galactus.
  • Fat Mario has no neck.
  • The only thing Fat Mario fears is liposuction.
  • He has a lesser known form as Dramatic Mario. That's when he says, "Luigi, look!" in a dramatic way.
  • His favorite song is "Get Off of My Cloud" by The Rolling Stones.
  • Has a lesser known form known as Wall-Eyed Mario.
  • He also wants a motherfucking Chaleto (whatever that is) {cause he's a fat boy & he's m[oving like Beyoncé}!!!

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  • Got into a fight with Edd for making fun about his beliefs about toast. They both Died in the end.
  • Once helped with making the idea for a super jail. It was originally designed to hold Bowser in there for all eternity so that way, he'll never capture the princess ever again. Unfortunetly, the warden backstabbed him and the original super jail would never be even thought of ever again.
  • He once teamed up with Dr. Robotnik to try to defeat M. Bison and Captain Falcon in the epic argument of the century, despite the fact that he hates Dr. Robotnik for stealing his spotlight.
  • He's also a champion amongst men in eyebrow aerobics. It's unknown who's the champion amongst women in those aerobics, as well as who's the true champion amongst those two.
  • He can lift up to 200 pounds using only his highly trained eyebrows.
  • He also was once involved in Resident Evil.
  • Fat Mario has the power of Ultimate Denial. No matter what you ask or say to him, he instantly denies it with his infamous "NO". The only people who can counter this power are M. Bison, Captain Falcon, and a certain rabbit, all of which have the power of "YES!!!". However, this might not necessairly work, as this might fail with Fat Mario making almost all of them say "NO" on accident (Besides, this certain rabbit can also do "NO"'s and "YES"').
  • His favorite movie is The Brave Little Toaster.
  • Loves spraying Bowser's secret Ghost Cologne on himself, especially if they're near a pill bottle.
  • He can get hungry enough to steal the King's dinner without dying.
  • He will kill anyone who steals his Toast.
  • He is also a basketball champion, surprisingly enough.
  • His body can emit more radiation than plutonium.
  • You can travel to different dimensions if you jump into his fat, that means if his radiation doesn't kill you first.
  • Fat Mario is eating all of the world's toast supplies as we speak. Put some bread in the toaster if you want to live!
  • He stars in the awesome music video "Big Beat Mario".
  • When he becomes really angry, Fat Mario unleashes his infuriated mental state known as "The Angry Swede", in which he constantly spews insults and swears at whoever annoys him in a Swedish accent. I.M. Meen Also possesses this mental state.
  • He has a personal hate with plush toys.

Memorable Quotes

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NONONO NONO NO NO
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Fat Mario

NO?

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Fat Mario

Gay, Luigi?

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Fat Mario

Luigi, look!

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Fat Mario

Up there!

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Fat Mario

Look!

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Fat Mario

Wheeeeerrrreeeeesss the priiiinceeeess?!

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Fat Mario

Where'd she go?

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Fat Mario

It's from Bowzah!

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Fat Mario

Hua-haa! Here's the problem: too many toastahs!

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Fat Mario

If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels...

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Fat Mario

Check out the enclosed instruction book.

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Fat Mario

Where there's smoke...

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Fat Mario

They pinch back.

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Fat Mario

Get ready to catch her!

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Fat Mario

Hey you, get offa my cloud!

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Fat Mario

That wasn't so hard, was it?

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Fat Mario

It's been one of those days.

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Fat Mario

Uh-oh!" swoop BANG boom boom boom ba-boom "Oof! Where am I?

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Fat Mario

Gee-eh-ee, it's kinda dark.

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Fat Mario

Get the hint?

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Fat Mario

Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back!

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Fat Mario

Spoooookyyyyy.

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Fat Mario

*Gets kissed by Princess Peach* "Huahuahuah.

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Fat Mario

'Maybe' there's a switch in one of the rooms. REMIND me tuh CHECK!

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Fat Mario

'You know what they say, all toasters toast toast.

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Fat Mario

My fellow portly companion, gaze yonder!

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Fat Mario

If you identify yourself in necessitation of textual enlightenment, please differ your deliberations to the encased circumscribed literature which may be perused at whatever pace you deem comfortable!

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Fat Mario

A-ha! Maybe this'll keep that Lizard King from playin' wit' the doors!

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Fat Mario

That should resolve any potential structural anomalies, and/or faults within the buildings foundation.

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Fat Mario

Perhaps if I strike a series of flamboyant Village People-esque dance poses the princess will float gently back to the ground completely unharmed.

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Fat Mario

Proceed with extreme caution, for when you compress a calumniators capital, they have a tendency to respond with immediate legal recourse.

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Fat Mario

Gaze to the Heavens!

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Fat Mario

Well, I'm sodding enervated regardless, and my doctor always told me after a good wank and orgasm spasm, it's vitally important to take a short nappy poo followed by a cup of tea and some warm biscuits!

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Fat Mario

If you need instructions on how to go to hell, check out my ass!

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Fat Mario

SHIT!" (After accidentally shooting Princess Peach)

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Fat Mario

This is it Croco!

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Fat Mario

Luigi, loook!!... It's from Philips! Dear plumbers, I have taken over the production value(s).. LOL!! Uh-Oh! SHIIITT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fat Mario

Hey Luigi! We gotta go to hell!

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Fat Mario

Jesus! Was this written by kids?

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