Fire

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You know, it's funny, these people go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good... they wake up the next day and they're on fire.

Fire is the rapid oxidation of a combustible material releasing heat, light, and various reaction products such as carbon dioxide and water.

A forest fire. Be careful when you are using bombs, for this might happen.
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Firefighters doing their best to put out these fires.

If hot enough, the gases may become ionized to produce plasma. Depending on the substances alight, and any impurities outside, the color of the flame and the fire's intensity might vary. Fire in its most common form can result in conflagration, which has the potential to cause physical damage through burning. (one of the ways) Fire can be made by placing lampoil, bombs, and sometimes rope in the same area, with the bomb lit on fire.

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{{#ev:youtube|mIBTg7q9oNc|320}}And it burns burns burns ... the ring of Fire!

Some people, however, are able to control fire, such as Mario, Luigi and Dhalsim. Yoshi can sometimes use fire, but only if he gets a Smash Ball, or a powerflower. Somehow, despite the fact that he is always on fire, The Fallen never suffers burns or uncomfortably high temperatures.

In addition, you can be fired from your job if you are particularly bad or irresponsible at it.

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Some fires want to rape you in your sleep.

In terms of Poop

One day, many Youtubers were whining about how the videos of some users had very crappy sound and graphic quality (Where there's smoke...), so people (after SuperYoshi) started to make their videos crappy on purpose and remix them in ways people would laugh at them (...they pinch back.).

People Who Use Fire

  • Mario (When there's smoke...)
  • Luigi (There's Fire!!)
  • Yoshi (Fireballs, YUM!!!)
  • Fire Sumos
  • Those fireballs that jump out of the lava in Mario games, Podoboos
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Here's Demoman after the failed attempt at the firefighters taking out the fire.
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This article's so bad, that Hank Scorpio from The Simpsons knows how to cure the Chewiki from its flames... BY KILLING IT WITH FIRE!!!


And now I'm on fuckin' fire!! So now it's free game!