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The magical realm of Duke Onkled. The King went there to aid the Duke, in a rare case of the government actually trying to help anyone. However, he quickly got lost in the local KFC, along with Link. Zelda not liking KFC decided to get them back, unknowning she actually had a opportunity to detrone Harkinian and rule Hyrule all by herself. Whenever she actually planned to do this but the limitations of the budget on the game disallowed her to do this, has yet to be confirmed. There, she fought a huge variety of monsters, running into Ganon at the shopping mart. Turns out Ganon was going to KFC to ambush the King. Zelda defeated Ganon, rescued Link and Ganon, and they had a delicious fried chicken feast.


It's totally not a pun on Camelot.