Gnorris

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Gnorris, talking to the children and having a seizure at the same time.

Name: Gnorris
Appears In: I.M. Meen
Sex: Male
Age: 49
Nationality: Russian
Occupation(s): Toadie

[[Category:Characters - Appears in I.M. Meen]]

Description

Gnorris is a small, portly gnome who makes his appearance in the PC/DOS game I.M. Meen. He is actually one of Meen's henchmen, often referring to him as 'the boss', but he betrays the powerful wizard out of fear. At the end of each major section of Meen's labyrinth, Gnorris appears to the children in order to aid them with advice or some magical item. His fate at the end of the game is unknown, but he is thought to have died painfully in the labyrinth when it is destroyed by the children.

Media Information

Video Game - I.M. Meen - PC/DOS

Quotes

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Gnorris

Go! Before the guardians catch you!

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Take this crystal orb. You can use it to contact me, whenever you touch a scroll!

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Gnorris

The boss is waiting upstairs, and he's really mad!

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Gnorris

Last time I helped you little shits out, the boss shoved his cock so far up my nose, I swear his balls came out my ears.

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Gnorris

Periods don't always Cum.

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Gnorris

If you get stuck, chance a glance in Writewell's book!

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Gnorris

Here take this cystal orb, you can use it to touch my cunt. Please, you must give me an abortion and kill the other killdren.

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Gnorris

Now go, before I catch you!

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Please, don't tell the boss or he will turn me into a warthog!

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Will you stop your stupid faggoty dance and give it up already? He's long dead. He's not coming back, you moronic master of mine.

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Gnorris

And besides, you're not doing the Thriller correctly you fatass fruitcake!

Usage

Gnorris is used very little by the pooping community, as he is a realtively boring character when compared to Meen himself. However, he is the only other character in the game with an actual cutscene, so his popularity may increase as more people are exposed to the source.

Some decent Gnorris sentence mixing can be seen in MeetTheBeaf's and TorNis7's work, namely in "I.M. Meen doesn't get the Pun of his own Name", as well as in a few other videos scattered around YouTube.

Random Trivia

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BACK INTO MY ASS, BOOKWORM!
  • Gnorris's first name is Chuck. However, he hates when his name is involved with Chuck Norris types of jokes.
  • At one point in time, Gnorris had an older brother, Hank, and they both worked in the labyrinth. However, Meen killed and ate him as consequence for breaking something. He has not been spoken of since.
  • As punishment for his betrayal, Gnorris was subjected to a number of violent, sexual punishments by Meen. This is why he is almost completely clothed from head to toe.
  • Meen turned him into a warthog once.
  • For some strange reason, he likes calling children "killdren".

Main Sources For Poopers

  • Most of the I.M. Meen cutscenes, including Gnorris's, can be accessed on Arrowghost's YouTube account.
  • They can also be seen, compiled into one video, here.
  • Lotsa spaghetti unused audio files of Gnorris have been found recently. They are available here