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Gutsman

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Gutsman suffers mental turmoil after throwing Mega Man's dog into the sea.

Gutsman is one of Dr. Wily's most loyal henchman. Along with Cutman, he is one of the most frequent opponents of Mega Man. He is able to break easily through any door, but lacks in brains and endurance. According to Dr. Light, he can pick up your clothes and switch to stealth mode. There is also Gutsman's Ass, who is much more famous than he is. In fact, Gutsman is probably the only person on Earth whose ass is more well known then they are, except possibly you.

He also cares about safety, and will tell little boys to go home when they walk through his site.

Destruction[edit]

A few years ago, in 200X, Gutsman was destroyed by Mega Man in a battle, as a result of his arse landing on a bomb, causing the destruction of it. However, he would later be rebuilt by Dr. Wily in his free time.

Gutsman's infamous ass. *DUN-UN!*

Quotes[edit]

  • "Get the lead out of your circuits!"
  • "Timber?"
  • "DWUAAAAH!"
  • "Duh-Naaaaaaaaaa!"
  • "CUNT!"
  • "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, MEGA MAN, NO PAIN, NO GAIN!" *laughs*
  • "Hey, men only! Little boys don't belong here. Go home before you get hurt!"