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Hektad

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Name: Χεκταδ Κάρολος Σολωμός (Haktad Karolos Solomos)
Appears In: Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
Sex: Male
Age: Somewhere between 83 and 562
Nationality: Greek
Occupation(s): Magician, Candle Maker

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Hektad being bubbled to death.

One of Ganon's minions. Hektad (not to be confused with "Hector" or other similar sounding names) has blue hair, a long blue beard, a blue robe, a purple tounge, and untrimmed fingernails. He is dangerous and can also be boiled and melted with the Wand of Gamelon, revealing his beating plump red heart.

His first death happened in the aforementioned manner: Zelda melted him with the Wand of Gamelon. When asked how she feels about brutally murdering Hektad without mercy, Zelda responded by saying she thinks his death is "Good".

Cultural Heritage: Greece

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Ready?
{{#ev:youtube|UiMra5mZxAI|320}}Whelt spelled Hectad's name wrong because he's dangerous.

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Quotes[edit]

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Hektad is quite upset.
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Hektad

Yes, Master.

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Hektad

Yoooou've kiiiilled meeee!

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Hektad

Ready? Am I here? Or here? Or here? Hahaha, Next!

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Hektad

Ready? Am I straight? Or gay? Or bi? Hahaha, Neeeeeexxxxxxt!!!

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Hektad

Am I sexy?

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Hektad

You bitch!

Powers[edit]

  • Teleportation
  • Throwing condensed explosions.
  • Invincibility to all but the Wand of Gamelon.
  • Master chess player.
  • Growing blue hair.
  • Having a heart shaped like a Valentine's Day icon rather than the blood-pumping muscle most people have.