Josh Peck

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Josh holding the GameSphere. It's spherical... SPHERICAL!!

Name: Joshua Nichols "Josh" Peck
Appears In: Drake & Josh
Sex: Male
Age: 15-20 (In Drake & Josh) 30 (In real life)
Nationality: American

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Josh Peck (Also known as Josh Nichols) is a Nickelodeon star and a character in the Nickelodeon show Drake & Josh, he has a step-brother named Drake. He does amateur magic tricks and repeats words at the end of every sentence he says to give emphasis. EMPHASIS!! He is known to own a GameSphere; IT'S SPHERICAL! SPHERICAL!!

Likes

  • Oprah, OPRAH!
  • Repeating words to give emphasis... EMPHASIS!
  • The GameSphere (It's spherical... SPHERICAL!!)
  • OPRAH
  • Magic tricks
  • Video games
  • Mindy (Formerly)
  • Playing Bingo with Grammy
  • Oh, did I forget to mention OPRAH?????????????????
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SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLYDE, YOU FAGGOT!!

Hates

  • MEGAN!
  • Not being able to play video games
  • MEGAN!
  • MEGAN treating him like shit
  • Clyde and his fucking faggoty, fairy fathers
  • People messing with his camera
  • Drake forcing him to play ping-pong with him
  • Drake putting his finger in him
  • Running over Oprah Winfrey and having everyone hate him for it
  • Getting chemically bathed

Trivia

  • Is known to repeat words to give emphasis, EMPHASIS!!
  • Is a super duper, mega, ultra, uber, hyper, extreme Oprah Winfrey fanatic to the maximum.

Quotes

  • "HUG ME, BROTHER!!"
  • "IT'S A GAMESPHERE!"
  • "It's spherical! SPHERICAL!"
  • "NEVER UNDERESTIMATE GRAMMY!"
  • "I don't repeat things for emphasis! EMPHASIS!"
  • "Well, I ain't calling you a truther!"
  • "I'm not addicted to them, I am in love with them!"
  • "She's wet."
  • "I RAN OVER OPRAH!!"
  • "Megan..."
  • "MEGAN!"
  • "I'M PRESSING IT!"
  • "Yes, princess?"
  • "I'm sorry... for my nakedness."
  • "NEVER PUT YOUR FINGER IN ME AGAIN!"
  • "Mindy, I'm in the process of becoming a woman..."
  • "Your pong is no match for my ping!"
  • "Yeah, they just opened it!"
  • "BRIIING, IT'S FOR YOU!!"
  • "OH, LOOK AT ME, I'M DRAKE! NUTRITION? NOT FOR ME! I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND EAT ME A BIG OL' BAG OF CHEESE BALLS!"
  • "You ain't no competition for Joshy!"
    • "You ain't no cock for Cocky!"
  • "SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLYDE, YOU FAGGOT!!"
  • "YOU FUCKING SKINNY, BUTT-MUNCHING FAGGOT! I HATE YOU, YOU KNOW THAT? I REALLY DO, BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IS FUCKING PRANCE AROUND SCHOOL TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FAGGOTY, FAIRY FATHERS!"
  • "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! I DON'T WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR FATHERS AND HOW THEIR ASSHOLES WORK, ALRIGHT!? IT MAKES ME SICK!!"
  • "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall. His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall! HIS DADDY SPLATTERED HIS BRAINS ALL OVER THE WALL! ALL OVER THE WALL!! HIS DADDY SPLATTERED HIS BRAINS ALL OVER THE WALL!! ALL OVER THE WALL!!!"
  • "MY FACE IS A BALL MAGNET!"
  • "You know what happens to kids in the juvy?"
  • "MEEEEEEEE!!!" (Josh's response to Grammy asking "WHO WANTS TO PLAY BINGO!?!?")
  • "Drake... I've read about prison... it ain't fun!"
  • "I come from a family of moist men!"
  • "I'm not gonna let you use my mail for your own selfish desires!"