Kentucky Fried Chicken is the restaurant of the Gods, owned by Colonel Sanders, who would be mighteh proud to have you try Colonel Sanders's Kentucky Fried Chicken. Mighteh proud. It has appeared in both Dynamite Dux and Crazy Taxi. It is Robotnik's favourite food.
People Who Like KFC
- Dr. Robotnik
- Aka Pella
- Eric Cartman
- M. Bison
- You (Well how couldn't you?
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- The King of Hyrule
- The Amazing Atheist
- Beer Guy
- Jesus Christ
- King Dedede
- Metaknight (Only when both Kirby and King Dedede aren't around.)
- Everyone, other than vegans.
People Who DON'T Like KFC
- Dr. Eggman/Robotnik before his mother remarried.
- Chad Warden, but he is a fag, and nobody likes him anyway.
- The Osaka Hanshin Tigers and their fans (see note below).
- The Princess
- Bowser Jr.
- People who like Church's Chicken
- Note: Colonel Sanders placed a curse on the Hanshin Tigers because Tigers fans stole his statue from a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken in 1985 and threw it in the river. The reason why is because fans resembling each of the players on the team would jump into the river in Osaka as a way of celebrating, and there wasn't a fan that looked like their single American player. The statue, though, did resemble the American, so they threw it in. As of 2014, they still have yet to win the Japan Series, appearing in, but losing to, the Fukuoka Softbank Hawks in the 2014 series.