Magic Drugs

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- A typical user of Magic Drugs.

He-Man owns them. Thems made from Uctions.

Magic Drugs are good for you. You can obtain them if you have Money.

If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions.

Effects

The Nostalgia Critic shows us what you'll go through whenever you take (good) magic drugs.
Rolf, however, shows you what it's like if you take some (bad) Magic Drugs.
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Pink Yoshi on Magic Drugs.

They make your problems go away (although Grounder denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause Pickle Surprise, and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also greatly increase your muscle mass. However, if you aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater.

Traces of Magic Drugs will also appear in your piss, which can be detected with drug tests.

How To Take Them

Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your Mama Luigi.

How NOT To Take Them

First, ya say "NO!" (or "no thanks").

People Who Like Magic Drugs

This is what it's like if you take Magic Drugs.

Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs

Even babies like the Magic Drugs!

People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs

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Variations

Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:

Alchoholic-Type Beverages

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In the end, it'll be you who ends up losing a lot of pot.