McDonalds

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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!


McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Starfucksbucks, founded in 1953, by the McDonald brothers. They have delicious Chicken Nuggets and burgers, and the resturant is notorious for making people fat. Robotnik, Yoshi, and Uncle Phil are some of the most common customers there; Froggo being the MOST common. King Koopa works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works over 9000 hours a day. Some crazy asshole burnt one down while Some guy nobody likes was eating there, killing it in the process.


They also make shitty Transformers. Case in point: Optimus Prime.

McDonalds is one of numerous sponsors of the Olympics, among which include Coca-Cola and the National Broadcasting Company (NBC).

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Common Customers

Mascots/Characters That Appear in Their Advertisements

Trivia

  • Actually entered the Soviet Union, in 1990.
  • Attempted to sell pizza in 1990.
  • Infamously created a disastrous advertising campaign for the 1984 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles. In said campaign, free Big Macs were given for each gold medal received by the U.S. Olympic team, based on a scratch card. However, more Big Macs were given away than expected, due to the Soviet Union and the Warsaw Pact boycotting the 1984 Olympics, costing the company loads of money.