MelvanainChains

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MelvanaInChains, waking up on Tuesday.

In brief

From the Idiotska school of poopers, MelvanainChains uses rock culture artifacts as his sources and can even convincingly poop band interviews and MTV style rockumentaries. His low key personalised ident which he uses at the start of his earlier videos not only makes his videos/name memorable but also sets an uneasy mood.

History

First poop seen

"BOOK BOOK BOOK BOOK Reversed, Raped, and Inverted.. On Acid!" by Hayzeuszilla

First poop made

A poop of footage of various people I know, simply titled "Uhh...", which was so horrible that it's not going to be uploaded, ever.

Style

Preferred Sources

Also to note, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is the ONLY anime that I like; thus, the only anime to show up in my poops besides the occasional Hokuto no Ken clip.

Preferred Methods

  • All Stutter Loops
  • Stare Down
  • Ear Rape
  • Personal Lock-Up

Prefered Tech

Windows Movie Maker, Vegas 5.0 and Intel Play Movie Creator.

Dislikes

  • "WHILE I PLAY UNFITTING MUSIC" poops that HAVE FITTING MUSIC.
  • CD-i
  • ANYTHING involving Naruto
  • Sonic, Robotnik, AoSTH and their fanboys
  • When various people think they're hilarious by mentioning KFC at every given moment (almost falls in the category of "I LEIK PIE").
  • Poops that follow precise patterns constantly throughout
  • Pokemon

Songs Used

Alice in Chains

  • Get Born Again (God Kenny Rogers trailer)
  • We Die Young (MY LITTLE FRIEND IS WILD AND COOL)

Beatles

  • Strawberry Fields Forever (MELVANA'S CRAPPY HOMAGE TO YOUTUBE POOP)

Dio

  • Holy Diver (DIO BRANDO HAS BEEN VIOLATED)

Earth, Wind & Fire

  • Fantasy (Stimpy learns mathematics)

Frank Zappa

  • Dangerous Kitchen (POLNAREFF'S JOURNEY INTO THE DANGEROUS KITCHEN)

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure OST

  • Steely Dan's Theme (Louder Than The Unreal Seas of Rubber Jackasses)

Melvins

  • It's Shoved (IT'S A COW PIE/PUNNK'D)
  • Magic Pig Detective (CHRIS TUCKER'S LSD-INDUCED ADVENTURE)

Mr. Bungle

  • Desert Search Of Techno Allah (RANDOM STUFF HAPPENS...)
  • Pink Cigarette (YTWATCHDOG IS A BAD INFLUENCE)

Nirvana

  • Bambi Slaughter (The Unseen Poops)
  • The Landlord (KRIST NOVOSELIC IS A SPONGEMONKEY)

Queen

  • Bohemian Rhapsody (Super Happy Thanksgiving Dinner of Hypnotism)

Soul Blade

  • World Atlas Collapsed (MY WARM UP WITH THE PAN AND CROP TOOL)

Steel Pole Bathtub

  • Glad Ass (TO PROTECT THE LOYFE CYCLE)
  • Spoon House (Melvana's custom intro)

Street Fighter

  • Ken's SF2 Theme (FRANK ZAPPA CELEBRATES FESTIVUS)
  • Selection Screen for Street Fighter EX plus Alpha (Conrad Slater and Mike Patton's Search for Fat Albert)

Swans

  • A Screw (DON'T GO IN DUH HOUSE)
  • New Mind (DAMN YOU TO HELL ZEITGEIST)
  • Sealed in Skin (WHY THE BAT-FETCHING TRICK WAS A SECRET)

Talking Heads

  • Love -> Building On Fire (POPPY KILLS HANZO...)

Wham!

  • Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (Insomnia Party)

Nimrodpowerz

  • SMACK MY DICK!

Reception

Criticism

Mainly "WOW THAT WAS INCREDIBLY STUPID YOU'RE GAY MAN THAT WAS DUMB"

OH MY GOD YOU MADE MIKE PATTON LOUD AND GLITCHY! HOW COULD YOU?! YOU, YOUR DOGS, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR NONE EXISTANT GIRLFRIEND MUST GO TO HELL BEFORE PATTON SENDS YOU THERE WITH HIS FISTS OF FURY, BECAUSE HE HATES PEOPLE LIKE YOU! LOOK AT THE WAY HE JOKES AND LAUGHS, HE'S TOTALLY SERIOUS AND HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR, YOU BUTTHURT WOLFMOTHERFUCKER.

Achievements

A poop of his named Conrad Slater and Mike Patton's Search For Fat Albert was recieved well by some big-name poopers and was featured in an article as well.

Helped Nimrodpowerz find the land of babes

Made the greatest Kenny Rogers poop in existence and mailed it to Nimrodpowerz

He has invented the barbaric practice known as Whamroll.

Associates

In Real Life

Online

Following people competed against Melvana in a poop tennis match.

Influences

Fans

are something Melvana desperately needs.


Other Information

Makes videos of fighting games occasionally but has slowed down doing such on account of people having severe inability to give a damn.

Trivia

Links

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