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Misty

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Name: Misty
Appears In: Pokemon
Sex: Female
Age: 10
Nationality: Japanese
Occupation(s): Trainer/Gym Leader
Played By: Rachael Lillis, Michele Knotz

Description

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Misty when acting emo.
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How was I to know he was your cousin!?

Misty is a feisty 11-12 year old girl from Cerulean City, originating from some obscure show called "Digimon" or something like that. She has fetishes for water Pokémon and her own bike. She enjoys stalking Ash Ketchum because he stole and destroyed her bike (although rumor has it she is actually stalking him because she has a crush on him; this is supported by a song about her secret feelings for him that just happens to be titled "Misty's Song"). She is frightened by bug Pokemon or any insect in particular. She was also thought to have gotten AIDS from a her own Psyduck. The identity of her parents are unknown but it's been rumored that her father is George The Volcano. Misty was recently arrested for attempting to murder her Psyduck. After breaking out of prison, she found out she was replaced by May as "the one with the tits" in Ash's little trainer group. She was devastated, so she returned to became a gym leader and runs into Ash and his group every now and again.

Likes

  • Bitchi-we at 4Kids mean... complaining about her bike.
  • Stalking Ash
  • Punching, kicking, or slapping people.
  • French things
  • Feeling smart
  • Engrish things
  • Binge-eating

Hates

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It's okay, Misty. When people draw you in hentai they'll give you enormous boobs.
  • Carrots
  • Peppers
  • and Bugs
  • George The Volcano
  • Bugs
  • All AIDS
  • Her Psyduck
  • Everything (When acting emo.)
  • Jessie and James making her realize she has no chest.
  • Purple hair
  • Acting like a grown woman.

Trivia

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Misty often has sex with her Pokemon.
  • According to her sisters, she's really a boy in a girl's body.
  • Also according to her sisters, she's a bitch.
  • Her sisters Daisy, Violet, and Lily are like, totally hot. Like, yah, I know.
  • Unfortunately, they are also not scholarly reliable sources.
  • She's an expert in letter forging.
  • No one really likes her.
  • Participated in a swimsuit contest with her Pokémon, Ekans and Koffing (Team Rocket deny this fact).
  • She finds anything and everything to be 'cute'. Except for bugs. Eww.
  • Like 99.99% population of the world, she is a fan of Dethklok, it's known that at a one of their concerts she masturbated to Pickles' drums.
  • Will kill herself next year.
  • Jessie and James both have bigger breasts than her, which makes her cry.
  • Ash loves to look at her ass when she least expects it.
  • Ash's Heaven is her Hell.

Quotes

  • (Anything that has to do with her bike)
  • STARYU I CHOOSE YOU
  • GO AWAY PSYDUCK
  • WHAT IS THIS?
  • THAT'S DISGUSTING
  • WELL, YOU CAN HAVE HIM YOU NASTY LITTLE WEASEL
  • (Anything that has to do with her Togepi)