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Muggins

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{{#ev:youtube|df_f1ZYwztU|320}}Wait, they had saxophones and guitars in the middle ages?
{{#ev:youtube|Vk5mgTXcncs|320}}Alas, poor Muggins. I knew him "Tentacle Beard Guy."

Muggins is a character from the PC game Only the Brave can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess. He appears to be quite old, has a very long beard, and wears a blue robe. He is a certified magician, and his magic is more powerful than I.M. Meen's. Even so, he is treated poorly by the Food Loving King. He appears to be paralyzed from the waist up, because he doesn't use his hands, and anything he would use them for is done by hairs on his beard.

He likes to tell people to go to the kitchen, and often fills the player in on information that may or might not be useful. He also sings...or, "talks" songs about being careful with magic.

Trivia

  • Has enough magic to make his mustache move around to Muggins' liking.
  • He believes that some fellow named "Jesus" was the one who kidnapped the Princess.
  • He died when he got ran over by a chariot (seen in the video below).

Quotes

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Go to the kitchen...bitch!

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Ah! Magic! The stuff of life. Nothing wrong with magic...as long as you're careful.

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Add a bur of rabbit's sperm fur!

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Each magician goes to Hell?!

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Take care of the spells?!

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I'll do the work, and you take the dick in the ass.

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Of course, food has always been the king's strongest point.

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I have a war chart!

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Careful not to burn your ass!