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Mushrooms

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This article is about the food. You may have been looking for the pooper lolmushrooms.
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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!


Mushrooms are fungi that feed off of decomposed plants. You can often see them in grassy, wet areas with a lot of dead leaves. Eat only the mushrooms you find a stores, not in the wild, unless it is a morel or some types of puffball. Some edible Mushrooms are used by Chefs for certain foods. In the United States, the commonwealth of Pennsylvania is the leading mushroom producer, producing about 65% of American mushrooms, with mushroom production centralized in Kennett Square.

A Mario world 'shroom. Red mushrooms make you grow in size (or gives speed boosts to your car), green give you an extra life, blue or black shrinks you, and gold gives you a lot of speed boosts for your car.
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Is this mushroom poisonous, or will it get you high? Taste it and find out (If you already tried it, congratulations, you are now either sick, dead, or dying, since this is a Fly Agaric.

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More Info

  • There's a fungus among us.
  • In Mario's world, if Mario eats them, he becomes larger. Luigi also eats them.
  • Watch-out for poisonous mushrooms, though, as they can make you shrink. In the real world, they melt your liver and you die a slow painful death.
  • You can escape from The pit if you eat enough green mushrooms.
  • Mushrooms are also used as a makeshift drug in some cases, usually as a replacement for Lysegic Acid Dithylimide, with occasional disasterous consequences.
  • Certain types of bombs can create clouds that look like mushrooms.
  • Mushrooms also used to be a mod on YouChew. Don't ask, just trust us.
  • Trust the Fungus.