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Rule 34
In internet phenomena, Rule 34 (sometimes shortened to: R34) is the menace that states, "if it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions". We would give you images and links, but this is a family website!
Description[edit]
Rule 34 is like all the other rules of the internet, but what makes it so special, is obviously porn! According to the image on the left it originated on 1996. But it's been here since the caveman days.
Anonymous hypothesizes that Rule 34 exists for every conceivable topic on the Internet.
How Rule 34 is made[edit]
Usually porn is drawn and uploaded to other websites like 4chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica, or in some less-common instances, DeviantART. Then this website called Paheal. Here is also how it's made:
- 2. Uploads on a website. People believe they're are drawn by a professional artist.
- 3. People masturbate to it.
Characters who are on Rule 34[edit]
Everyone, eventually. But here are a few special characters.
- Gay Luigi - Pics of him having sex with his gay lover.
- Princess Peach - This is because most of female characters are drawn like they are sluts.
- Emo Luigi - In an suicide attempt. (See article for more info)
- Sonic
- Shadow the Hedgehog - This is because of the fangirls that think hes sexy.
- Eric Cartman - Usually, South Park characters are drawn in anime style.
- Spongebob
- Chad Warden - Why do you think he says the word "dildo"?
- Any character from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Especially Rainbow Dash.
- Any character from Pokemon - Alright, you should have seen this coming.
- Things you least expect, like trees or that logo over there.
- Fat Mario
- Anarchy Panty - She's not a slut or anything, but she LOVES having sex or seeing sex.
- Anarchy Stocking - For different reasons. She was told by Hulk Hogan that porn is pefectly fine.
- And last but not least, You!
Characters who are not or can't be on Rule 34[edit]
It is scientifically impossible for a character of topic to not be Rule 34, but here are a few things that break that rule:
- Children (Lolicon and Shotacon is allowed though)
- Real life bestiality.
- Me
- Rule 34 itself. You cannot Rule 34 Rule 34.
- Real People, but if it's made by Photoshop then it is a "fake".
- God
Corollaries[edit]
Since the origins of Rule 34, several variations of the phrase have arisen, some reiterated examples include the following:
- Rule 34: There is porn of it.
- Rule 34: If you can imagine it, it exists as Internet porn.
- Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. If not, start uploading.
Related Rules[edit]
Some of the Rules in the 'Rules of the Internet, are related to the concept of Rule 34 and support the hypothetical advances of the belief that everything in existence is conceivable of Rule 34.
- Rule 35 (Rule 34b): If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.
- Rule 36: If you've thought of it, then there's somebody out there with a fetish for it.
- Rule 63: For each male and female character there is a variation of the opposite gender for that character.
