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Sandy Cheeks

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Name: Sandy Cheeks
Appears In: SpongeBob SquarePants
Sex: Female
Age: Classified
Occupation(s): Scientist/Karate master/everything
Played By: Carolyn Lawrence

Sandy Cheeks is a Texan squirrel who lives in a Treedome under the sea, for whatever reason she has. Her helmet has infinite oxygen, despite it not having an air tank or filter. But if she doesn't have it on, she will die. She is also obsessed with her home state of Texas, to the point where she will literally blow up anybody who takes it in vain.

Likes

Dislikes

Quotes

  • "Oh, sea critters like water don't they?"
  • "Hey Spongebob!"
  • "Don't you DARE take the name of Texas in vain!"
  • "SpongeBob, you've been messing with the bull! Now here come the horns!"
  • "I love karate!"

Troubles with racism

Despite being the perfect scientistwranglerkaratemaster, sea critters (they like water by the way) are constantly bullying her because she's a squirrel. One time in fact, the whole of Bikini Bottom almost went genocidal on her because of a stand-up act by SpongeBob. She also got in an argument with SpongeBob'about whether land or sea animals were better. Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward almost died in this argument.

Trivia

  • She likes SpongeBob. In fact, some people thinks she's in love with Spongebob, but those people are probably just creepy people that think every show has to have a love story in it.
  • She's from Texas.
  • She's a Sheriff!
  • She might be related to Bunnie Rabbot from the original Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon.
  • Plankton once peeped on her when she was in the shower. He then took her skin and made it his robotic suit. Sandy was forced to wander the city butt-naked.
  • She is positivity personified. She is perfect in every way. You can never be as perfect as Sandy.
  • Was once called Sandy Squirrel by SpongeBob SquarePants. She later on beat the shit out of him for forgetting her last name. Harsh... wait, what are we saying?