[[Category:Characters - Appears in Ed, Edd n' Eddy]]
Sarah is Ed's little sister. She is also known as a spoiled brat sometimes. She is also known as a "Master" instead of a "little sister" because Ed is her bitch. She likes to destroy things with her big fat mouth. For a long time Ed feared his younger sibling until he became convinced he was the God of War. A small clip of Ed's rebellion against his sister can be seen in the video below.
Recently, it was discovered that Sarah is not related to Ed. She was really adopted. Her real parents are Robotnik and Mama Luigi. Her parents left her because she was like a Metallica rock concert, CRAP!. Ed's parents found her on their moving truck when they were moving to the cul-de-sac.
- Tied with Binky The Clown, Sarah is the 5th loudest thing in the universe.
- She had a crush on Edd once. How the hell did that happen?
- Likes CANDY!!
- Thinks that everything's broken and wants Eddy to fix it now.
- Has a BIG WIIIIIDE OPEN SPACE that Jimmy likes to play with.
- SHE'S A BITCH! I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS!
- Sarah likes to watch Ed eat yogurt from his bellybutton. Of course if any normal person were to see that, it would make them never eat yogurt ever again.