War Over Spaghetti
A long time ago Gay Luigi found a recipe for magical spaghetti. It was the most delicious Spaghetti he ever tasted. Word got out to everyone. Three hours later The King of Hyrule and Robotnik stole the recipe and Gay Luigi knew it was war. They ate the spaghetti. Later that evening they signed a peace treaty and Robotnik invited everyone in YouTube Poop land to his lair for dinner. The King was the first one there as he LOVES dinner. Froggo ate most of the spaghetti. The King was not happy, and pestered Froggo for the rest of the night.
Dangers of Spaghetti
Spaghetti has been known to cause many problems when improperly cooked. For example, Link put spaghetti in a toaster, and Hyrule castle almost burned down. The only thing that can put out the fire caused by toasted spaghetti is Volvic Revive mineral water.
How Much is There?
Lotsa. Actually, none, because the princess never made any spaghetti, much to Gay Luigi's dismay.
- Spaghetti tastes great.
- Spaghetti is DELICIOUS!
- There is a dessert that looks like spaghetti, but it is actually vanilla ice cream put in a Spaetzle Press, so that it looks like spaghetti. Strawberry sauce is added to represent the tomato sauce. The recipe is called Spaghettieis.
- There are also many, many different types of spaghetti, such as Linguini, Ziti, and angel hair.
- Abraham Lincoln delivered a speech called the Spaghettisburg Address.
- Benito Mussolini, the fascist dictator of Italy during World War II, despised spaghetti, and felt like Italians should be eating rice instead.
- You start to get tired of spaghetti after too many doses. This is for both the food and the joke.
- Spaghetti can be seen falling out of the pockets of 4chan users.