Stone Luigi

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Name: Stone Luigi
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): Stone Mason
Played By: Tony Rosato

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Stone Luigi is an expert craftsman who lives in Dinosaur World and is one of Luigi's many forms.

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Stone Luigi's showing off his amazing strength

Legal Issues

He once tossed a large football/stone hybrid at his brother, Mario, resulting in 5 broken ribs. Mario uttered this before he was injured: "IT'S A STONE, LUIGI. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT." Stone Luigi protested thereafter, saying: "IT'S A FOOTBALL. I CHISELED IT." However, many eyewitnesses claimed Mario told Stone Luigi to "Throw [him] a pass," not knowing of his immense power. Mario has not yet filed any legal complaint against Stone Luigi after this incident.

Some witnesses claim that Mario identified the "stone" as a bomb before it was thrown, while Stone Luigi remarked that the device was even official size. However, this theory has yet to be proven.

Yoshi claims that he has a whole stash of them in his closet. This explains why Stone Luigi usually throws more than one at Mario.

His Creations

This is not Stone Luigi, but a stone Luigi. In fact, Stone Luigi chiseled this likeness of Tanooki Luigi's down-B move. Hey, I got to admit, he has some true talent here.

Being the craftsman of the Youtube Poop Land, he has made many things, which include:

He participated in the making of the following things:

  • Taj Mahal
  • Mount Rushmore
  • A cloned pig. (He made a few of the instruments that were used to complete the cloning project.)
  • Himself
  • The Faces of Evil
  • A nuclear bomb.
  • You
  • The Ten Commandments (Moses hired him to chisel them.)
  • The Eiffel Tower
  • The Great Pyramids
  • Notre Dame
  • Vuvuzelas (But only for the fact that they can help him when proving a point to Mario.)

Trivia

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Rock Luigi, a close relative of Stone Luigi, in Super Mario Galaxy 2.
  • Stone Luigi and Fat Mario to this day are still fighting over what the football-thing is. This war will continue until Yoshi makes a compromise between them that it is a stone football.
  • Should not be confused with Mama Luigi as this form appears in the same state as the other.
  • Should also not be confused with Stoned Luigi, the Luigi of the 1970's.
  • Does not smoke weed despite the fact that he is, indeed, Stone Luigi and not something else.
  • Stone Luigi pitches his stone football with such incredible force that even Metal Mario is shattered by it.
  • He doesn't mind hearing a thousand vuvuzelas when talking about footballs.
  • Has a bad habit of running into wizards while playing football, which results in him being turned into his Egg Luigi form.

Quotes

  • "Hey Mario! Look what I made!"
  • "It's a football! I chiseled it!"
  • "It's even official size!"
  • "...But not official weight!"
  • "But nada fish'll wait!"
  • "Who's an egghead, eggface?!"
  • "It's even official!"
  • "But not official."