The Food Loving King

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A rare moment of the King shown without any food around him whatsoever, yet still being content with it.

Name: The Food Loving King (Real name is unknown at the moment.)
Appears In: Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess
Sex: Male
Age: 47
Nationality: English
Occupation(s): King over all food who wants his daughter back.

He's usually like this when he's without food for too long.
This king can dance the jig!
{{#ev:youtube|rjcfZDNbeEU|320}}I LOVE MY FOOOOOD. ALL OF MY FOOOOOOD.
The King hungers(!)... for more!!

The Food Loving King is the unnamed ruler of an unnamed kingdom from the PC game Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess. He spends most of the time singing songs about loving to eat food that have weird guitar solos. For this one song his eyes become unusually large as well.

He looks to be a relative of either Duke Onkled or King Harkinian.

Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten

Trivia

  • Can eat entire things that shouldn't even be finished in one bite as one whole bite with a fork.
  • Once chase Real Mario and Real Luigi because he was hungry for them. He ended up eating Real Mario only.
  • Ironically, he never did eat until he started to do so in the first place.
  • Loves hearing songs about diseases for some strange reason.
  • Had a grey clouded brain mess-up when it was discovered that Jesus would kidnap the Princess. The grey cloud would end up saying "Falf!"
  • He can't stand Prince John because he is obsessed with with tax money instead of food.
  • The line "Go to the kitchen" has been attributed to him, but this is incorrect; the line was actually said by Muggins.
  • The song that sometimes on his mind when he isn't singing about food is "I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" by Meatloaf. Typical of the king to find a song nowhere near food to still relate to it anyway.
  • He's had a recent change of heart about his religion of Christianity and thus, he's ordered his minions to search Islam.
  • He has been known to be able to turn other people to stone statues by looking at them.

Quotes

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The Food Loving King

When the king is in his cunt...Damn, the queen is a cunt!

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Pastrami with ham, a glutton I am.

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Crunchy, munchy, delightful, devine, I just love eating shit all of the time!

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I love my food. All of my food!

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A plate is great if it's great!

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Soft, but in ye fish.

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That's the food now for Hitler! He's out there, lips smacking, in Zagore, hmph!

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Me heart, it broke, it needs mustard, ya! Me heart, it needs yummy, snubby Smurf!

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Shit in a basket!

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Isn't there anymore?

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MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS! MY EARS!

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Why can't you talk like the rest of us? Niggar!

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A MANGONEL!?

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Dying met! He met! He met!

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Falf!

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A bastard I am!

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I just love weed!

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Search is on! Search Islam!