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Piccolo

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Name: Piccolo
Appears In: Dragon Ball
Sex: Genderless
Played By: Scott McNeil, Chris Sabat

Piccolo is a Namekian from the Dragon Ball series, and a friend/rival of Goku. He is known for being green. He is also a Yoshi. When it comes to YouTube Poop, his claim to fame is the quote, "The balls are inert". This line has seen some use in poop, but it's not as popular as its brother, "Over 9000".

The Balls Are Inert

This line originated when Gohan proposed using the Dragon Radar to find the Dragon Balls before Majin Buu. Piccolo reminded Gohan that since Dende had died, it had rendered the Dragon Balls inert, making the Dragon Radar useless (besides, he forgot it in his other pants pocket). Unfortunately, Piccolo dropped the "dragon", and the line came out sounding incredibly snickerworthy. It was made popular by Kajetokun (who also popularized Over 9000 and many other Dragon Ball memes) and it all got worse from there.

Quotes

  • SPECIAL BEAM CANNON
  • Yes... but I think it's in my other pants pocket.
  • Only... it doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. Dende's gone, remember? The balls are inert.
  • Heh, to think, the once evil king Piccolo, saving some kid?
  • I'll beat you to death!
  • Talk is cheap. Let's settle this.
  • Hey, if you keep crying, I will break your neck!
  • GREEN DICK IS BETTUH THEN BLUE DICK
  • OH SHIT MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAA
  • YES, GOKU, I AM A GREEN FUCKING DINOSAUR.

Trivia

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  • He hates it when people try to make music using him.
  • Piccolo was once forced to team up with Goku to defeat Raditz. The thought of such a thing almost made him vomit.
    • In that same fight, his arm got cut off! Piccolo didn't give a shit because it grew back. Badass.
    • According to Sonic, he is a saiyan just like Raditz.
  • He has an identical clone named Nail. They eventually fused. The fusion's name remained "Piccolo" rather than "Pail" or "Niccolo" because of his huge ego.
  • He likes to give Vegeta his daily dose.