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This Key™ is a special key designed to make keyholes come toward your face and transport you back to your house, safe and sound. King Koopa's key named This Key™ was used to lock the Princess in a raping chamber.
- The powers that This Key™ possesses can be attributed to Uctions, which causes the key to be powerful. However, This Key™ also contains traces of Anti-Uctions. Due to the reactive power when Uctions and Anti-Uctions are combined, This Key™ can be unstable at times.
- Duke Onkled's This Key™ opens The Gate, but also opens his closet, which is full of gay-pornographic material.
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- If Sora attaches This Key™ to his keyblade, his keyblade gains the abilities of This Key™.
- Members of Haruhi's brigade have a spin-off brand called Daisuki™, which can only be used when turning your head over 90 degrees.
- Melink's YTP Repoop-lican Party has a spin-off brand called That Key™ which cannot be used to transport ninjas.
- If you have a This Key™, it might help you to release your bogus.
- Without it, you'll never find her.
- This Key™ no taste good.
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