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Toad

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Name: Toad
Appears In: Mario Series
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): The Princess's Royal Guard
Played By: Jen Taylor, John Stocker, Eriko Ibe, Samantha Kelly

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Toad is the Princess's guard and servant that always fails to protect her from Bowser.

He was also a playable character in Super Mario Bros. 2/USA, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, as well as a character in The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! and Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, though is usually an NPC.

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Toad is a pervert
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Toad's Brake Van equivalent.

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  • Always fails at protecting the Princess, due to his insistence on running around screaming, instead of actually trying to protect her.
    • Though, somehow, he has not yet been fired for his constant failure.
  • He can be used by Princess Toadstool to counter opponent's moves in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Brawl.
  • He is hated by nearly all gamers of the '80s, almost as much as the dog from Duck Hunt.
  • Has sued Dr. Mario many times for malpractice. However, he has never won these lawsuits.
  • Wears a diaper.
  • He sometimes removes the top of his head, revealing only one hair.
  • He can circumcise penises. KUK-WHEEEEE-HEEEEE AHH- AHH-!
  • He tells you that the Princess is in another castle, but won't tell you which one. What an asshole.
  • He's the best! YAHOO!!!
Fiery Toad getting his just desserts.
Toad after going insane and committing various circumcisions. Also Toad as the icon for the Gaming forum on Youchew.