Tyrannosaurus Alan

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Name: Tyrannosaurus Alan
Appears In: Volvic Ads
Sex: Male
Age: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS
Nationality: English
Occupation(s): Keeping an eye on that murderous George

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Tyrannosaurus Alan is a Tyrannosaurus rex who appears in a series of commercials for Volvic mineral water. He is one of George Volcano's closest friends.

Personality

Often annoyed by George The Volcano's rants about Volvic Products, Alan is a loyal friend to George and a good listener. He is also known to try Volvic Products upon being advertised. He seems to have a grudge against sabertooth tigers and enjoys working in a business type atmosphere. Alan seems to be much more capable and intelligent as opposed to George and enjoys correcting him (without wheezing like a certain Green-capped character).

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Fun Facts

  • He eats parents for breakfast.
  • He likes the work of the Jackson 5.
  • He likes to annoy George the Volcano.
  • He was once briefly roboticized by Robotnik's Robot Transmogrifier Gun (it is unknown how he was changed back).
  • He and George both dislike dinner.
  • He is trying to exterminate all Saber-toothed Tigers.

Quotes

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What are you doing, Mr. Volcano?

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Your birds?!

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I've only got a brain the size of a pea!

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You can't say that!

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I'm off to eat someone's parents!

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Ayee?

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C'mon, world! I'm Tyrannosaurus Alan and I'll have you for breakfast! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

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Hooray!