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Uncyclopedia
Oh sweet Jesus, why does this website keep on making fake quotes about me?!
Oscar Wilde when first discovering Uncyclopedia in 1547 B.C.
In Soviet Russia, Russian Reversals make fun of Uncyclopedia!
The Russian Reversal on Uncyclopedia
Uncyclopedia contains nonsensical things like Gay Jesus, Evil Jesus, Kitten Huffing, future Presidents of these United States, places that we've never heard of before, and a revelation on how to get your own damn milk.
Captain Obvious
Uncyclopedia sure does contain a lot of stuff.
Captain Oblivious
Uncyclopedia is a very strange place.
Captain Understatement
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An Uncyclopedia Head
The Story of Uncyclopedia[edit]
Uncycyclopedia was created during the Dark Ages of 15,525 B.C. by the brain powers of both God and Stan Santa Satan. They wanted to try and have some fun with their boring lives since no humans were invented yet, so they created a little shit called "Uncyclopedia". Uncyclopedia contained the answers of both life, death, and how the powers of stupidity causes the ends of space and time. However, when God saw some of the parts that Satan created, they ended up having a fight in the year 4000. It was a long and bloody fight and many angels and demons died in the process, but in the end, God won. As a compromise, Satan was allowed to visit Heaven once every 5 years, while porn would be invented for us all to enjoy...mostly.
In time, it got buried in the sands of Egypt, which coincidentally were found by them, which was why pyramids were invented. However, time wasn't so kind to it, as people ended up dying due to Uncyclopedia's torturous schemes. As a result, it still got buried by the sands of Egypt even more. In fact, it wasn't until sometime in the 2000's that it was founded all over again. only instead of it being a book, it was found as anew website. Little did we all know that magic would begin the show here.
If you read that, then you've basically discovered how Uncyclopedia works.
...So How Does Uncyclopedia Relate To This Again?[edit]
- Well, the YouTube Poop involving Yoshi saying sex for 10 minutes is on there.
- Also, some of the earlier articles were written like they could be found on Uncyclopedia in a way.
- Uncy
cyclopedia inspired the Gordon Freeman story called "Quarter-Life: Halfway To Destruction", which has been used constantly for some YouTube Poopers.
