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User:Fiddlesticks411

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User.jpg  This article is about Fiddlesticks411, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.

Who is the weirdo at the door?

About Me[edit]

Ahh guests at this time? Do come in my friend. Let me introduce myself; on the forum I am known as 'Fiddlesticks' or 'Fiddle' or 'that bitch who posts in purple'. Please to meet you weary travaller or personal stalker.

If you came here for tea i'm afraid you just missed it, we finished a few minutes ago. Don't worry, there's probably a little drop left in the teapot and a biscuit or two left on the plate. Help yourself.

While you're here, why not take a look at some of the articles I created and all the help that other users have done to expand them.

My, you seem to like that tea very much. Perhaps I should make up some more. Even though it is only the cheap stuff from Asda, but if you insist. While i'm waiting on the kettle boiling, why did you come over to my humble userpage.

You want to know more about me? Oh, why don't you go to my pooper page instead. It has more infomation about who I tennis, my first poops and other stuff. Oh wait, you're saying you were sent here? Well fine then. I'll see what I can do.

Ah, the kettle is boiled. Let me make that tea now. Hope it isn't too hot for you. Yeah, the Asda Smart price brand is cool, the chocolate is the best and at 27p a bar is genius. Right, there you go. Don't burn yourself!

My interests? Where to start! I like purple, of course. That was sparked off because I joined the Food staff many years ago. Ah the memories. I am now a part of the freelancers of the forum, so I guess I have to drop that silly old staff obsession.

How is the tea? Is it good? You should tell me a little about yourself.

Hmm. Yes yes. I know, I agree. Of course. Yeah. Exactly.

Oh? You have to go now? Ah well, it's been fun to chat with you. Have a safe journey home my dear. Goodbye.

Comments[edit]

  • Marry me, Fiddlesticks. -PSE1nf0
    • She's not going to marry you, man. - NegroTed