Valzentia, also known as YTStaffComeAtMe and WeepinnWillow (real name Sarah) is a girl who made these shitty videos we know today as YouTube Poops for a decade until she retired in 2020. She is notable for her constant creation of NewTube Poops (videos pooping something that has never been pooped before), and had seventeen NewTube Poops total prior to her retirement, which is most likely the most out of anyone in the community. She currently performs music under the stage name Sonohara.
One fateful day, Sarah was lurking around YouTube when she found a thing called YouTube Poop. She thought "What the fuck?". She clicked it and laughed at what she saw. She looked for more of this crazy shit and decided to make some of her own.
Sarah uploaded her first YTP, called "THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED", in 2010. This video wasn't actually a normal THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED-type video, and was basically just a bunch of Mario clips piled together with Sony Vegas effects. Willow is deeply ashamed that it was her first YTP. Fortunately for her, the video is long gone. She continued to make YouTube Poops until drugamin was suspended in early 2011. She then moved onto the MrTomato26 account. The home of some of her former favorite poops were housed on the account. These were mainly Powerpuff Girls poops, and some poops you could not even see due to Vegas Movie Studio 9(?)'s poor MP4 support. Eventually, she began taking a hiatus for whatever reason, and most videos uploaded during that time was non YTP-related material. A couple days after she posted a video criticizing the new YouTube layout, the MrTomato26 account was suspended. Sarah then moved to her third account, WondersOfLifeFan. She posted several My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic poops and Sparta Remixes, however, this account's focus was later changed. She began using a new account called KingOfEpicPeople for YTPs until that channel changed focus as well, moves she deeply regrets. She has since lost access to both accounts. She then began taking another hiatus from YTPs before creating a new account named ComputerGuy6545, which got suspended really quickly. She then created the YTStaffComeAtMe account. The name was chosen as a homage to an Xbox Live gamertag owned by MinnesotaBurns, a Call of Duty trolling channel which was popular at the time. She began experimenting more on the YTStaffComeAtMe channel. After experiencing a string of family and friends dying in the final months of 2013, she took another hiatus before returning on June 17, 2014 when she uploaded JUST HOW FAR WILL COLGATE GO TO SCAR US FOR LIFE?, therefore marking her return to the YTP community. This was perhaps the most consistent period she ever had of constant YTP-making. On November 5, 2015, she announced that he was taking a hiatus from YouTube Poop due to personal issues. On July 11, 2016, after an eight month long hiatus from the YTStaffComeAtMe channel, she finally uploaded a new YouTube Poop, Doctor Conquest Accidentally Unleashes A Portal To The 275th Dimension, followed by Mama Luigi Eradicates YouTube Poop Once And For All two days later, marking her return from a fourth hiatus (which honestly has to be some kind of world record). Following her return from the fourth hiatus, she began a stylistic switch, using less and less Sentence Mixing in favor of a style reminiscent of "classic" videos with several effects thrown in, and as of BUBBLES 2.0 COMES TO A SAD REALIZATION, a modern twist using methods she has rarely used such as Ear Rape. As of The Mine Song but its been damaged beyond repair, she had been experimenting with the Glitch Art poopism.
On January 12, 2017, Sarah uploaded her first Powerpuff Girls-related YTP in nearly 5 years. In September 2017, she started a music career, releasing her debut album Nervous Wreck on various major streaming platforms on February 16, 2018. Originally heavily influenced by rock music, she began taking a more drum and bass/happy hardcore-influenced direction for her later works. Due to her musical endeavors, she took another hiatus from YouTube Poop.
On September 1, 2018, Sarah abruptly set all but one of her YTPs to "private", while also deleting several, and she unofficially retired from making poops as she had not only run out of ideas, but also no longer wanted to be associated with the medium as it reminded her of a time in her life that she did not look back fondly upon. Her music career also contributed to her decision to retire. The only YTP that remained on her channel by that point was "Steve Cash Traumatizes The Random Gibsons".
Sometime during 2019, a very small amount of Sarah's videos were made public again. As the year progressed, she looked back on her poop career and contemplated making one more video. On April Fools Day 2020, she released what she stated will be her final video, "Doctor Conquest Finally Achieves Human Extinction Through The Furby".
When Sarah first began YTPing, her style consisted of random clips piled together and edited in any way possible visually. She had historically refrained from using Ear Rape, preferring techniques such as Pitch Shifting, Speed Up/Slow Down and Erosion. She had, however, used ear rape in the past, mainly during Tennis matches, and as of 2016 began using it a lot more regularly. She experimented with different styles as her career progressed.
Sarah also tended to use obscure sources; this resulted in her inadvertently making multiple NewTube Poops.
- Sentence Mixing
- Deja Vu
- Speed Up/Slow Down
- Pitch Shifting
- Stutter Loop
- Ear Rape
- Glitch Art
Her reception was incredibly mixed throughout the community. Some of her works, such as The Wiggles Have A Bad LSD Trip have received positive reception, while others such as What Jack Thompson Does In Private have received negative reception. Some other videos such as Liv and Maddie Go Bad received mixed reception.
More recently however, reception has been very positive.
Sarah was criticized for not swearing in her poops, and had also been criticized for a lack of originality in her videos. Her formerly most popular video, Starfire, Beast Boy and Cyborg Try To Kill Robin, was met with extremely polarizing reception throughout the community.
- Created the first ever YTPs using Shake It Up, Jessie, The Haunted Hathaways, Total Drama All-Stars, a Furby commercial from 1998, Liv and Maddie, Dog With A Blog, the Mooshka Doll commercial, Four Weddings, Furby Island, Catfish: The TV Show, Stevecash83's Talking Kitty Cat series, Gilligan's Planet, The Alvin Show, the YouTuber Coaster Studios, The Pickle Pig and John Questo as sources. Due to all of these NewTube Poops (seventeen total), it is written that she has mastered the sacred art of NewTube Poop.
- Gained the approval of Talking Kitty Cat creator stevecash83 for Steve Cash Traumatizes The Random Gibsons, which utilized the show as a source.
- Her YTP FORBIDDEN GREENY PHATOM EPISODE was the subject of two trollpastas.
- Has been subscribed to by three semi-popular YTPers: iDuckFilms, Imageny and Paperking99.
- Once talked to the voice actor of Maddie from Furby Island.
- Caused the hate of TheGarrettMaster11 to skyrocket to its height; something Garrett bothered her about for years. She regards this period as a huge old shame and refuses to talk about it in depth; she has cut nearly everyone even remotely related to the feud out of her life out of shame with a very minimal amount of exceptions.
List of Poops She Remembers She Made
- THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED
- THIS VIDEO MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL
- The Amazing World of Gumball Intro in G Major
- MAD Intro in G Major
- Max and Ruby Intro in G Major
- TURN EVIL DAY, THIS STINKS!
- EARLY DISMISSAL FROM POKEY OAKS, HOW EXCITING!
- 2012 IS COMING!!
- WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!?! (Sparta Remix)
- Fluttershy Becomes A Minotaur
- DISCORD FAILS TO CORRUPT FLUTTERSHY...again
- The Death Shuffle
- Jessie and Creepy Connie Eat Luke
- Tennis: WOLF vs. Silverstreak (Round 1)
- Tennis: WOLF vs. Silverstreak (Round 3)
- Pinkie Pie's Horrible Attempt to Destroy The World
- GIVE ME THAT BOOK! (Sparta Remix)
- WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!?! (Sparta Remix)
- Robotnik Becomes a Stupidface
- YOUR GOING TO LOVE ME!!! (Sparta Creepy Remix)
- Pinkie Pie has a crying Sparta Remix
- Copyright School Closes Down
- South Park Intro in G Major
- Wereprechaun (Sparta Remix) (removed)
- The Haunting Part of the Internet
- Rap Rat's Ear Killing Extravaganza!
- SUPAH MARIA BROTHAS SUPAH SHOW
- POTTY TRAINING FOR DUMMIES
- Dr. Rabbit - The Retarded Pedophile (removed)
- Rap Rat Will Sue Your Town (Tennis vs. GiggsWearsPants Round 1)
- THE ONLY HAUNTED HATHAWAYS POOP ANYONE HAS EVER MADE (removed)
- A Guy Traumatizes Some Teenagers
- CopperCab Insults His Own Race
- Si Starts A Religion
- Furby Steals Kids' Faces
- ZOMBIE FURBY
- Charlie Brown's Thanksgiving Extravaganza!
- The Lost Arthur Episode (removed)
- D.W. SPINS AROUND WHILE I PLAY VERY FITTING MUSIC
- Dr. Rabbit Teaches You To Die
- Dr. Rabbit's Strange Multiple Personality Disorder
- VOLVIC PEE IS GOOD FOR YOU
- Dr. Rabbit Hates One Direction
- MARY MOO COW IS REPLACED WITH BIG BILL HELL'S CARS
- Dr. Rabbit Loses It
- Dr. Rabbit Gives Kids Marijuana
- Liv and Maddie Go Bad
- Avery Jennings' Stutterfest
- Mooshka Dolls are TERRIFYING (removed)
- What Jack Thompson Does In Private
- D.W. Is A Slave (made private)
- Team Umizoomi Traumatizes And Kills An Elephant
- Stupid Webkinz Insult Everyone
- Duck Commander Insults 80% Of Their Fanbase
- Dr. Rabbit says stupid and hilarious things
- Wubbzy Skips School (blocked by Viacom)
- 56,000 Weddings
- George The Volcano's Chocolate Rain
- Stupid Cars (removed)
- BOB THE BUILDER AND WENDY'S VACATION
- The Death of Dr. Rabbit
- Chocolate With Crap (blocked by Viacom)
- Some Woman Talks About A School Dress Code
- Sonic Insults His Brother
- Phil Robertson Murders The A&E Executives
- Death Threat Elmo
- MARCELL FRICKIN TOING
- The Little Idiot
- Genesis of Doc McStuffins
- Greeny Phatom Destroys The Store
- A Public Service Announcement Gone Wrong
- The Bankruptcy of Dr. Rabbit
- Tinfoilbot Hates His Fans
- FORBIDDEN GREENY PHATOM EPISODE
- Scott's Pizza Gives Him A Headache
- JUST HOW FAR WILL COLGATE GO TO SCAR US FOR LIFE?
- will little guy comwe when turtle fly?
- Cyborg, Beast Boy and Starfire Try To Kill Robin
- Elsa Ignites A Zombie Attack On The Candy Kingdom
- Anna Tries To Save The Candy Kingdom From The Zombie Infection
- Olaf's Infinite Stupidity Kills Everyone And Everything
- Furby Island Is Found And Eaten By Two Children
- Catfish Becomes A Front For Pedophiles To Find Children
- Doctor Conquest Commits The Genocide Of The Furbys With A 4-Wheeler
- Gwonam Goes Crazy While The King Acts Like Homsar
- U.N. Owen Was Robotnik
- The Cutie Mark Crusaders Learn The Joy Of Destruction Through Six Horses
- Robotnik Changes His Avatar To Sonata Dusk
- Twilight Sparkle discovers another universe within a mirror
- A Boy And His Rocket
- Clarence Makes Breakfast, Hypnotizes His Mom And Kills A Mountain Lion Simultaneously
- Little Guy Is Gay
- A Crazy Day In The Lives Of The Human Inhabitants Of Furby Island
- WIDE WORLD PLAY OF DAY
- you stink walrus guy
- Little Guy's House Gets Blown Up By Gree Guy
- The Beatles Unknowingly Sing A Crappy Top 40 Song
- Garrett Simmers Finally Airs His Body Language
- Garrett Simmers Comes Out Of The Closet And Discusses His Hypocricy
- Maddie Finds Out That E-Loh Is A Psychotic Murderer Only Two Seconds Before The Furby Kills Her
- Little Guy Uses Makeup To Become Blackface To Gain The Favor Of Black Supremacist Groups
- Sylvester The Talking Cat Wishes For His Owner To Confuse His Black Lab Puppy
- The Wiggles Have A Bad LSD Trip
- Mametchi Develops Symptoms of the Tamagotchi Effect
- dahvie vanity takes screamo lessons
- maddie goes back to the future
- Doctor Conquest Accidentally Unleashes A Portal To The 275th Dimension
- Mama Luigi Eradicates YouTube Poop Once And For All
- Gilligan Defies the Laws of Physics to Create Hundreds of Clones of Himself and His Friends
- Steve Cash Traumatizes The Random Gibsons
- Dr. Rabdog Murders An Estimated Six Children
- Crashcup Invents YouTube Poop
- CAILLOU BLOWS UP TWO BUILDINGS AND SOMEHOW EVADES A GROUNDING
- The Lincoln Residence Affirms an LGBT Couple Causing 16 Million Conservative Christian Mothers to Embark on a Hate Parade
- LOST COASTER STUDIOS PARODY - Wildcat at Jolly Roger
- Entitled Coaster Enthusiasts
- Jim Reid-Anderson
- Robotnik is Driven to Insanity By a Crazy Frog
- Robotnik Imitates a Scene Kid
- Asking Alexandria Find Themselves In a Realm of Eternal Blackness That Won't Give In
- Italy Tries To Come Up With An Original YouTube Poop Name
- THE EMOJI MOVIE BUT I CREATED A TIME PARADOX
- BUBBLES 2.0 COMES TO A SAD REALIZATION
- The Mine Song but its been damaged beyond repair
- CONQUEST AND THE FURBIES WARP THE BOUNDARIES OF REALITY
- Yuri on Ice Season 2 CONFIRMED!!!
- AMI'S OBSESSION WITH TOY BUNNIES LEADS TO THE DETRIMENT OF EVERYONE'S SANITY
- The Pickle Pig Unleashes The Curse of Bad Acting Upon the Joshua World
- JOHN QUESTO DRASTICALLY DECREASES THE AMOUNT OF EXPLICIT CONTENT IN THE REAL WORLD
- LOGAN PAUL FINDS A DEAD BODY IN IKEBUKURO
- Doctor Conquest Finally Achieves Human Extinction Through The Furby
- BANNED FURBY COMMERCIAL - Trap Video, waiting a few seconds will reveal Rainbow Dash's Hot, Sticky Fluids as the real video.
- Furby Island Commercial (2005) - Another Trap Video.
- THE GENIE DECIDES TO DO STUFF OUT OF CHARACTER FOR HIM - Entry for the Robin Williams Collab. Later removed because she found it embarrassing.
- furby time - Round 1 of a YouTube Poop Tennis match with NationOfOranges696 that Nation later pulled out of due to life issues.
- Cam And Sat Aren't Very Fond of Candy Crush - Reupload of "Sam and Cat Aren't Very Fond of Candy Crush" but in a TV to prevent Viacom from DMCAing it again. About a year after the video's release, Viacom DMCA'd it again.
- MADDIE AND TY'S VEG REPLACEMENT ADVENTURE - A .veg replacement file originally made by theadventuretimefan using the Domino's App video which YTStaff ComeAtMe replaced with none other than Furby Island.
- EDD'S AMAZING EARKILLING CONTEST - Another thing that came from a .veg replacement file.
- Mulberry Jam On Strawberry Hill Visits Two Furbys And Some Children - Round 5 of a Tennis with MrVanderschmere (YTStaff ComeAtMe replaced SpongeTheKid)
- Doctor Conquest Joins Some Children In Their Mad Furby Orgy - Round 7 of a Tennis match with MrVanderschmere.
- GAYVENGED SEMENF*G - Regular YTP, uploaded to GodCyclops because Willow thought it wasn't good enough for her main channel. She later came to regret this decision.
Willow had a bit of a rivalry with TheGarrettMaster11, with Garrett occasionally mass disliking her videos well into mid-2017; eventually he started leaving her alone.
First Poop Seen
First Poop Made
THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED (no longer available)
- Roller coasters
- 5 Seconds Of Summer
- Greeny Phatom
- Blood on the Dance Floor (the EDM duo)
- Modern rap/hip hop (especially SoundCloud rap)
- Battle For Dream Island
- Steven Universe (not necessarily the show, but Rebecca Sugar)
- Melanie Martinez
In Real Life
- Several other people
- Had an obsession over My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic at one point, eventually becoming the only person who knows the pre-FiM form of Rainbow Dash. (Just don't ask her about this form unless you want someone to tell you to fuck off).
- Also once had a Powerpuff Girls obsession. However, the less said about that, the better.
- She has no memory of ever creating Mametchi Develops Symptoms of the Tamagotchi Effect.
- Her favorite video is "Yuri on Ice Season 2 CONFIRMED!!!", primarily due to how many people fell for it.