1upclock

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NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
NiceFounder.jpg This pooper was among the founding fathers of YouTube Poop and can be referred to as a senior pooper or founder.
You never know when a dormant pooper could "erupt" again...maybe you could be the one to find him!  This Pooper is Dormant and unclassified to be retired or on hiatus.
1up, in all his mediocrity

A SPECIAL MESSAGE

I WILL NOT BE CONSUMED BY YOUR HIVEMIND, YOUCHEW. I WILL ONLY WATCH FROM A DISTANCE WITH MY FACE SECURELY IN PALM. YOU GUYS WANT A WAR ON AIDS, WELL LET ME TELL YOU, YOU GUYS ARE PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER 1. YOU GUYS HAVE RUINED MAMA LUIGI, YOU'VE RUN CD-I TO THE GROUND, YOU'RE WORKING ON RUINING ROBOTNIK, AND YOU'RE DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB AT MAKING TEAM FORTRESS 2 (A SOURCE MATERIAL THAT WAS INTENTIONALLY FUNNY) UNFUNNY. I WAS GOING TO UPDATE MY PICTURE WITH ME HOLDING AN AWESOME INDEPENDENT MOVIE I JUST GOT, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO MAKE IT NOT AWESOME. AND IT'S SAD THAT I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT IT, BECAUSE IT NEEDS EXPOSURE. BUT, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU HAVE A HIVEMIND THAT CAN TAKE SOMETHING MADE OF WIN AND TURNS IT INTO REPETITIVE FAIL WITHOUT HESITATION.

UGH, NOW I KNOW HOW A KINGNECROPOPE FEELS.

In Brief

One of the best poopers known to man. One of the founding fathers of YouTube Poop, he came along in about August 2006. He has a little brother who goes by 2upclock. awesome pooping duo. Is also responsible for CD-i.

History

A young man from Texas, 1upclock originally got a YouTube account to watch a Freakazoid episode that, for some reason, was flagged as mature. After a while, he uploaded a few unedited videos: Super Mario Bros On Ice (because he couldn't describe the horror in words, insisting it has to be watched, and the only website hosting it took it down), and the Sockbaby trilogy (because 1up is a tremendous Doug TenNapel fanboy). Some months later, on SheezyArt, 1upclock had listened to The Electric Cheese's musical remix of SuperYoshi's "I'd say He's Hot On Our Tail", and observed the note "Dedicated to SuperYoshi". Wondering who this was, 1up checked out SY's SA userpage, found not a lot in the gallery, and moved on to the journal, discovering YouTube Poop. At the time, 1upclock had never laughed so hard, and after basking in the glow of the other founding fathers, decided to make one of his own. Using the old Zelda cartoon, 1upclock made a rather mediocre Poop, uploading it on August 16, 2006.

Not too long after the release of his first Poop, 1up had a chat with SuperYoshi. It primarily consisted of telling him how great he was, long-time fan, etc. Then, 1up, admitting he had very little material to work off of, was led to the source of Sonic The Hedgehog, and was smacked in the face by inspiration from Super Robotnik (upon seeing the title, 1up's first thoughts were "OH LAWD"), and created his second Poop, Super Robotnik V, which created 1up's on-again-off-again trademark, Super Robotnik Laughing After Inhaling Helium. After a few months of Poop (right around the time Mama Luigi had a watermark stapled onto him), 1up had another chat with SuperYoshi. After a trading injokes (his favorite is "Or, is it the bagel?", by the way) 1up proposed a new idea to combat the rise of Mama Luigi: CD-i. Immediately afterwards, 1up got to work on Philips' Phrightphest, scheduled for release on Halloween, to remind everyone of the single most frightening moment of Nintendo's history. Due to the creator running out of ideas, but knowing it still needed more, the Poop came out two days late (on Day of the Dead, by a lucky coincidence), and became his most popular video, and also turned Hotel Mario and Zelda into a horse just waiting to be beaten.

First poop seen

Unsure, it's one of these Robotnik On The Toilet (I have a nagging feeling it's this)

NO, NO, POWER RANGERS (first Poop favorited)

Sonic and Robotnik's Sodomy Hour (probably)

First poop made

Return of Ganon

Style

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

  • Ear Rape
  • Speed
  • Erosion
  • Stare Down
  • Stutter Loop

etc

Dislikes

  • Naruto
  • Family Guy
  • Kajetokun's fanbase
  • The fact that most of my Sonic fodder is out of sync
  • The fact that next to nobody watches Power Rangers Poop, despite its comedic gold (not unlike Psychonauts) TETSUO9999 AGREES.
    • Next to nobody will truly appreciate that joke because nobody bought Psychonauts. WHY DO YOU PEOPLE HATE GAMES THAT ARE ORIGINAL AND GODLIKE?
  • Y'know, there's a lot of things 1up dislikes.

Reception

Rather good, but NBC's been acting up.

Criticism

Tends to have a rather slow first minute in most of his good Poops. He has also created Yoshi Keep Running, one of the unfunniest fad things. If you mention it near, he will get angry and incite his all-caps voice. Speaking of which, he has a tendency to speak in all-caps, which can mean anger, satire, or mockery.

Achievements

Was possibly the first to discover the greatness of Super Robotnik (especially his laughter), and is quite possibly responsible for starting the monstrosity that is CD-i (or at least Hotel Mario).

Associates

In Real Life

Online

  • SuperYoshi (responsible for leading 1up to Sonic episodes)
  • Tetsuo9999 (AIM AIM, LOL)
  • Yaminomalex (The Tim Schafer of YouTube Poop: A friggin' genius that everybody suddenly stopped paying attention to)

Fans

Other Information

Is not that bad of a guy with Flash. Also noted for a bizarre sense of humor.

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