In a post-YTPMania era, YouTube Poopers, especially of the tennis-enjoying variety, have been searching for a new home. And the search ends, because TennisCon 2025 is the hot and new event for YouTube Poop Tennis players around the globe! At TennisCon, you will be able to meet plenty of like-minded YouTube Poop Tennisers and share tennis secrets, techniques, and the hottest tech with one another. It's like MegaCon, with more spray-on deodorant! Online tickets are already on sale for the cheap price of 3.025 Basscoin. (Yes, Bubble Bass has now launched his own memecoin. It's massively successful, which is why you've undoubtedly already heard of it.)
TennisCon ticket holders get to enjoy these luxury benefits and more!
Access to the Tennis Café!
A bustling new coffeeshop startup with beverages crafted with the freshest, Marcel Toing-approved ingredients. Enjoy a nice, Robotnik-themed latte with steamed Austrian goat milk and...well, that's pretty much it.
Access to the New Incarnation of YouChew: YouChew 7!
Inspired by the trend of beloved online properties bringing back retro versions of themselves (e.g. RuneScape, Habbo), we knew that YouChew was next in line...so this time, we're bringing back 2009 YouChew for our sixth attempt at a revival! Everything you know and love about 2009 YouChew is here to stay for a good few minutes. All those awkward moments as a 14-year-old that you never wanted to re-experience are now ready to be re-experienced upon purchase of a TennisCon ticket.The YouChew revival will include the return of the Chewiki with 50% more dead memes, and the return of the articles section, delivered via newspaper format on your doorstep every week.
A special appearance by Chris Bores of The Irate Gamer fame!
Remember the internet's world-famous game reviewer, who inspired a plethora of imitations such as the Angry Video Game Nerd? Well, two decades later, and he's still kickin' strong! The real Chris Bores will read out beloved quotes such as, "What the fuck is a muscle?!", "Breakfast is ruined!", and some other beloved, non-obscure quotes.